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Broccoli Is Trying to Kill Me

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Broccoli Is Trying to Kill MeBy: Katie Evans Published by Holiday House, 2026 03 03 It's one girl against an army of vegetables in this hilariously hyperbolic picture book about our leafy green (and red, orange, purple, and yellow) frenemies. Grownups say they're harmless, but kids know the truth: vegetables are dangerous! Deep in the dark of the refrigerator, they make their devious plans. Spinach will try to smother you. The radishes are ready to rumble. The kale is clutching
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Michelle bullard
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Stable and easy to assemble
I used these to support a heavy piece of countertop would to create a side table. Looks great and holds steady.
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All pieces cut to perfection, went together perfectly
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judith stevens
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 1
Some of the components are plastic
This is not a heavy duty application what so ever . One of the flanges broke . We do not recommend this product
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Kimberly matthews
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 2
Quality control lacking
One tee conector was missing. Nothing avaliable locally that fits.
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Alexandra
Boise, US
★★★★★ 1
It doesn’t stay in
The pipe keeps coming out. Not worth the money. Not sturdy to hold a top table.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2024

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